Gretchen Organic Honey Kolsch
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IBU: ??
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Norman Australian Ale
ABV: 4.9%
IBU: 29
Colour: 6.0 EBC
Norman Australian Ale is an approachable session beer made from all local ingredients. A light malt base makes way for an abundance of hop character; showcasing vibrant citrus aromas and hints of apple and pear on the palate before finishing with a crisp, clean bitterness leaving you wanting more. Australian hops Galaxy and Ella shine in this quencher, pairing nicely with our locally sourced malt to create a uniquely Australian Ale.
Norm’s taught a bit of high school maths
and sometimes drives a cab He’s caught a bus,
he’s missed a train and carried home a slab Norm
eats beetroot on his burger and has his pie with sauce.
He’d always take the driving range over the golf course
Norm’s dabbled in park cricket on a Sunday afternoon
He’s lain a bet and laughed and wept and something in between
Norman’s gumtree loyal and not much for career
But the one thing to remember is that Norman loves a beer
Slick Rick's Rampaging Red Ale
ABV: 6.1%
IBU: 58
Colour: 29.8 EBC
Brewed with a combination of 5 carefully selected malts and 3 pungent US & AUS hop varieties, Slick Rick presents a deep amber/red colour, showing rich caramel malt flavours with a hint of roast and chocolate. This complex malt bill is backed by a solid whack of bitterness from Australian Vic Secret hops, whilst breathing aromas of fruit salad and pineapple from US hops Amarillo & Chinook. The mouthfeel is big, yet surprisingly dry.
Rick's the sports car you once wanted but couldn't afford
Rick's a pair of Okanuis, minus the drawer cord
Rick's your best mate's brother's mate you've never really met
Rick's a pair of Oakley frog skins worn around your neck
Rick's a job at Blockbuster you never applied for
Rick's the bloke who'll have your back til he sneaks out the back door
Rick's a Sunday afternoon of laughter loud and clear
But the one thing to remember is that Slick Rick loves a beer
Slick Rick's Rampaging Red Ale
ABV: 6.1%
IBU: 58
Colour: 29.8 EBC
Brewed with a combination of 5 carefully selected malts and 3 pungent US & AUS hop varieties, Slick Rick presents a deep amber/red colour, showing rich caramel malt flavours with a hint of roast and chocolate. This complex malt bill is backed by a solid whack of bitterness from Australian Vic Secret hops, whilst breathing aromas of fruit salad and pineapple from US hops Amarillo & Chinook. The mouthfeel is big, yet surprisingly dry.
Rick's the sports car you once wanted but couldn't afford
Rick's a pair of Okanuis, minus the drawer cord
Rick's your best mate's brother's mate you've never really met
Rick's a pair of Oakley frog skins worn around your neck
Rick's a job at Blockbuster you never applied for
Rick's the bloke who'll have your back til he sneaks out the back door
Rick's a Sunday afternoon of laughter loud and clear
But the one thing to remember is that Slick Rick loves a beer
Gretchen Organic Maple Kolsch
ABV: 4.5%
IBU: 17
Colour: 9 EBC
'Gretchen' is our take on a classic German style Kolsch, where a cold fermentation promotes a clean, lager-like finish to this easy drinker. We sourced all organic ingredients for this one, with organic Pilsner malt from Germany, organic Cascade hops from NZ, and organic maple syrup from the Canada. The beer finishes super clean and easy, with a lovely maple flavour on the back palate. Pairs well with mezze plates, smokey dips and chips from the vending machine.
Gretchen's eyes glaze over as the pub chat turns to sport
There's not enough substance here for her pointed thought
Politics and art are where she has her say
Or of pinot gris with skin contact and of beaujolais
Gretchen is good value on a night of food and laughter
Unless of course she's working on her latest sculpture
She loves the status of the pub but cringes at its stink
She always starts with a beer as long as it's organic.