Gretchen Organic Honey Kolsch
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IBU: ??
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Norman Australian Ale
ABV: 4.9%
IBU: 29
Colour: 6.0 EBC
Norman Australian Ale is an approachable session beer made from all local ingredients. A light malt base makes way for an abundance of hop character; showcasing vibrant citrus aromas and hints of apple and pear on the palate before finishing with a crisp, clean bitterness leaving you wanting more. Australian hops Galaxy and Ella shine in this quencher, pairing nicely with our locally sourced malt to create a uniquely Australian Ale.
Norm’s taught a bit of high school maths
and sometimes drives a cab He’s caught a bus,
he’s missed a train and carried home a slab Norm
eats beetroot on his burger and has his pie with sauce.
He’d always take the driving range over the golf course
Norm’s dabbled in park cricket on a Sunday afternoon
He’s lain a bet and laughed and wept and something in between
Norman’s gumtree loyal and not much for career
But the one thing to remember is that Norman loves a beer
Slick Rick's Rampaging Red Ale
ABV: 6.1%
IBU: 58
Colour: 29.8 EBC
Brewed with a combination of 5 carefully selected malts and 3 pungent US & AUS hop varieties, Slick Rick presents a deep amber/red colour, showing rich caramel malt flavours with a hint of roast and chocolate. This complex malt bill is backed by a solid whack of bitterness from Australian Vic Secret hops, whilst breathing aromas of fruit salad and pineapple from US hops Amarillo & Chinook. The mouthfeel is big, yet surprisingly dry.
Rick's the sports car you once wanted but couldn't afford
Rick's a pair of Okanuis, minus the drawer cord
Rick's your best mate's brother's mate you've never really met
Rick's a pair of Oakley frog skins worn around your neck
Rick's a job at Blockbuster you never applied for
Rick's the bloke who'll have your back til he sneaks out the back door
Rick's a Sunday afternoon of laughter loud and clear
But the one thing to remember is that Slick Rick loves a beer
Slick Rick's Rampaging Red Ale
ABV: 6.1%
IBU: 58
Colour: 29.8 EBC
Brewed with a combination of 5 carefully selected malts and 3 pungent US & AUS hop varieties, Slick Rick presents a deep amber/red colour, showing rich caramel malt flavours with a hint of roast and chocolate. This complex malt bill is backed by a solid whack of bitterness from Australian Vic Secret hops, whilst breathing aromas of fruit salad and pineapple from US hops Amarillo & Chinook. The mouthfeel is big, yet surprisingly dry.
Rick's the sports car you once wanted but couldn't afford
Rick's a pair of Okanuis, minus the drawer cord
Rick's your best mate's brother's mate you've never really met
Rick's a pair of Oakley frog skins worn around your neck
Rick's a job at Blockbuster you never applied for
Rick's the bloke who'll have your back til he sneaks out the back door
Rick's a Sunday afternoon of laughter loud and clear
But the one thing to remember is that Slick Rick loves a beer
Seabass Mediterranean Lager
ABV: 4.2%
IBU:19
Colour: 9.2 EBC
Seabass Mediterranean Lager is a light, dry and clean unfiltered lager. Pouring a pale straw colour, the beer presents subtle spicy & floral flavours from NZ Motueka hops, supported by all Australian barley & wheat. Seabass is the ultimate refresher for any occasion, and is best served with most foods but supports light citrus flavours, salty cheeses and fried foods particularly well.
Our hero stood upon the bow; keen eye cast out to sea
Drew on his pipe then turned about and prepared his plea
The time was nigh for one last rant cast to eternity
"Oh merry muse I call to thee your ever faithful page
I’ve stood upon my box of soap; giving every adage
Please see that it is time for me to bid farewell this age
I’ve given my opinion to those interested or not
I’ve told them how things ought to be, and told them what is what
There’s no one left who'll hear my thoughts I’ve ranted at the lot"
The ocean's answer roared to 'Bass a wave of inspiration
"There is a time that needs your words a time of desperation
I cast thee forth 2 millennia plus to the land of determination"
"Take your rant to every inn, tavern and watering hole,
Seek out the pubs and beer gardens in the land of green and gold
There's many an ear to hear your thoughts; to hear you bare your soul
"But fear not my faithful 'Bass I send you to this task
Armed with a boundless cold supply of elixir in this flask
It is a drink so clean and pure to help with what I ask
"Fill the glass of those you want to tell of all your thoughts
They’ll listen to your every word on politics and sports
This lager gift to keep their ear while their mouths are caught
Seabass took this priceless flask of stories and good cheer
He stood up straight, walked bold and tall without any fear
Then he stepped forth to share a yarn over a frosty beer